Swearing off perfection

If Marie Kondo can rethink her priorities, perhaps the rest of us can too?

Have you ever sworn so loudly you woke up the sleeping members of your household? I can now say, without pride, I have.

Last night – or more accurately, at 4am this morning after being woken in the dead-of-night by a child's hammer horror-esque nosebleed – I got taken down in the dark by a floor-dwelling Lego brick and the resulting, yowled “fuuuuuuuuuck…